Life as We Know It....

(This occurred during some channel surfing that landed on football.  Troy Aikman was an announcer).

Dave: Troy Aikman...

Me: Yea, Troy Aikman was--

Dave: I know who Troy Aikman is.

Me: Ok, what team did he play for?

Dave: He played for...

Me: I'll Give you a hint-- God's team.

Dave: Dallas?

Me: Yes!
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Me: Gosh, I hate burping up food.

Dave: I like it.  It's like you get to taste it all over again.