(This interchange occurred after watching an episode of NCIS where an angry wife drives up next to her cheating husband and shoots him dead).
Dave: Well, at least I know that'll never happen with us.
(spoken at the same time)
Me: Why, because you'll never cheat on me?
Dave: Because I don't think you can drive and shoot a gun at the same time
Me: Jerk.
You have to admit....Dave has a point though. I don't think you've ever even shot a gun, and your driving, well let's just say you can't be so cautious while you're shooting someone. I'd know from experience ;)
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